NEW MANAGER WANTED

HI MY NAME IS DIRK
I USED TO BE A PROLIFIC GOALSCORER WHILST PLAYING IN HOLLAND, BUT SINCE MY ARRIVAL IN ENGLAND I FIND IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SCORE. LUCKILY I HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING MANAHER, HE TELLS ME THAT IF I WORK HARD AND RUN AROUND A LOT EVENTUALLY MY LUCK WILL CHANGE.I HOWEVER REMAIN UNCONVINCED, AS A RESULT I WOULD LIKE TO APPLY FOR YOUR MANAGERS VACANCY.

I HAVE ALL THE CREDENTIALS THAT YOU REQUIRE HAVING WORKED FOR A SPANISH COACH WHO TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW. THE WAY IN WHICH HE CONVERTED ME FROM A PROLIFIC GOALSCORER TO THE INCOMPETANT I AM TODAY WILL REMAIN WITH ME FOREVER.

THE REASON FOR THIS APPLICATION IS EASY I FEEL MY GOALSCORING DAYS ARE OVER AND I AM FED UP WITH ALL THE RUNNING THAT MY CURRENT MANAHER MAKES ME DO , AS A RESULT I THOUGHT I'D CHANCE MY ARM AT FOOTBALL MANAGEMENT, FROM WHAT IVE SEEN ANY CLOWN CAN DO THE JOB.
REGARS
DIRK KUYT
C/O SCHOOL FOR THE BLIND
HOLLAND
email uselesscunt@anfield.co.uk

Print them out Eddie and send them to Melwood for Rafa and the Kuyt man.

we as liverpol fans r partly 2 blame 4 this whole shambles mr wet ku*t. u see he staterd off alrite scored a few goals, then he suddenly went shit, but he is a clever man bcoz he learnt in england all u have 2 do is run, 4 get skill , 4 get goals, just run so when motd comes on alan ansen, john motso and co. will all say loos at ku*t, hes such a haRD worker he doesnt stop, which is a good thin if ur amidfielder, but his job description as striker is to score. and he mite as well not turn up 4 work, cos even when he does, the chances of him scoring r the same whether hes playing or not. i said the fans were partly 2 blame for letting him trick us we said oh well he doesnt score much (wasnt he a goal machine in holland) but at least he works hard, id rather have a berbatov? anelka who sulks doesnt run but scores than a dutch golden retriever who looks ike hes in the dog park. rafa needs 2 take blme 4 constantly picking this loser. kuyt isnt better than garcia, morientes, hell even baROS AND CISEE but hes guarenteedhis place in the team which means its rafa fault as he buys and picks the players 2 represent lfc

since rafa fell out with the owners
he has lost his spark and now the
players are losing there spark on the pitch the game lastnight fuck me we deserved to lose torres looked unhappy kuyt is wank kewell was shit arelio needs fucking off he was shit today is the last day of transfers we need some signings today or forget the champions league fa cup and any top 4 spot this season we are going down the pan big time this is my team

reina,arbeloa,agger,carra,finnan,
pennent,stevie g,javier m,benayoun,
torres,babel, and on bench i would
have lucas,crouch,big sam,alonso,
rise,el zhar,kewell. and we still need a good striker for back up and
a couple of wingers like mancini and pablo aimar and striker david villa(valencia) or eguero 19 years old plays up front for athletico madrid what do you guys think

that would be great scouse, however we actually need money to buy those new players something that we don't have, plus who wants to join a shitty mid table wannabe club like liverpool? and im a liverpool fan but all this shit is really making wonder about watching many more games this season