Chelsea fans have come up with their own version of the Fernando Torres song sung by Liverpool fans.
Liverpool fans have been bouncing this year to the tune of 'Fernando Torres Liverpool's number 9', but now the plastic flag waving chavs have copied our song with this crap effort:
"He came over from the Ivory Coast, Kalou, Kalou,he don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, MutuIn front of the Kop from the left, he put the ball on Riise's head,
Thats why we love Saloman Kalou "
A video can be seen here


Plastic fans
and will continue to waive their plastic B&W flags.
:)
"In front of the KOP from
"In front of the KOP from the left he put the ball on Riise's head..we all love Kalou Kalou Kalou" Are you lot to thick to even realise we are taking the piss out of you?
crouch
it seems crouch is on his way for 8/9 mill to portsmouth. with rafa wanting kranjar as part of the deal. now i know arse want him too, but if crouch goes we need a striker. and i am no big fan of kranjar. i think the deal for crouch will go through thoe.
rouman
I read that earlier aswell but also kranjcar has been playing on the left side 4 pompey yea and rafa wants 2 switch him 2 the right and leave babel on the left if he gets kranjcar. thats what pisses me off with rafa obviously kranjcar position is on the left and yet rafa is talking about playing him out of position already! he also wants 2 sign riera who is another wing player why does he want kranjcar aswell then. rouman what is rafa trying 2 do? do u know? coz he loves 2 fcuk with ur mind regarding putting players out of there prefered position next he will want 2 play carra up front and arbeloa in goal maybe! rafa has 2 stop playing players out of position all the fcuking time anyone agree?
kev j
iam not a fan of kranjcar. i know wenger, thinks hes great but to me he is only ok. ive seen riera play a few times. in spain he has done well, but when i first saw hi at man city o loan he was quite skillfull but light weight. he seems to have got over this problem . how well he does here is anyones guess...
degen
breaking news 2day that philip degen will sign 4 liverpool on july 1st from borussia dortmund on a free transfer personally i dont think we need him u dont get much for free these days.
im hoping rafa is goin 2 give insua and plessis more games this season im also hoping he going to give nemeth some games they been brilliant 4 the reserves c'mon rafa find us another owen,gerrard or carra in the reserves.
kev j
dregen was signed, because, were losing riise,and finnan is,t as young as he was. dregen is known more for his attacking, than his defending, so it will be intresting how he fits in to our side.
rouman
Ok rouman ill trust ur judgement on degen as u say it will be interesting 2see where he will fit in 2 the team where is finnan goin then? what wrong with ur spelling first thing in the morning rouman lol!
kev j
yea sorry about the spelling,too early in the morning. fulham want finnan back. even if he stays, he is 31 and though still good, he has lost speed. degan was a star a few years ago , but injuries and loss of form he lost his place in the german side. he is only25 i think rafa thinks he can improve him, i hope so. the other guy there after, in italy is a good allrounder .maybey we will be lucky and have 2 gems in are team. only time will tell..
bloody cheek
they have a cheek dont they? DO US ALL A FAVOUR GO & FIND YOUR OWN EFFING SONGS & the same goes 4 celtic pinching our anthem
er... fields of anfield
er... fields of anfield road?
Oh my aching sides. Your
Oh my aching sides. Your Songs?!!! Since when was the tune to 'Johnny comes marching home' copyright of yourselves? We've been singing variations of that song at the bridge since the sixties. As for Celtic 'pinching' your anthem. Didn't you take it from Gerry & The Pacemakers, who took it from the musical 'Carousel' who no doubt lifted from some deep south gospel singer.
i think its quite good. it
i think its quite good. it shows a depth of creativity and wit not seen in their previous efforts
well done the chavs
Its not fair we made that
Its not fair we made that song up and they go and copy it. We are the original song writers, we have the greatest fans in the world and have won the most league titles. Also man u have copied this song off us now as well. ITS NOT FAIR! Justice!
Calm Down
Jesus bud, chill out before the tears come!
i think its quite good. it
i think its quite good. it shows a depth of creativity and wit not seen in their previous efforts
well done the chavs
you are all a bit sad. try
you are all a bit sad. try focussing your efforts on convincing your club not to sign gareth barry
The scum fleeced us first
The scum fleeced us first with a Tevez plagerised version, now the chavs do the same. Sky may want you to believe football was invented in 92, it wasnt, nor was LFC records and the support and as a club we will continue to set the standard on and off the pitch. Scousers - original and proud. Perhaps one day the prawn sannga brigade will create their own songs, i very much doubt it. If you gave these lot song sheets they still woulndt know what \ how to sing - give um plastic flags - thats the way forward, apparently it promotes atmospehere and support ..
errr . . . set standards on
errr . . . set standards on and off the pitch . . . yeah right . . . I remember Liverpool for one thing: knocking every English club out of every european competition for a period of five years . . . great history that is.
Haha, real fans. Thats why
Haha, real fans. Thats why you lot starting leaving the Bridge even before Babel scored and then had a fight amongst your own fans which the stewards had to break up! Now stop filling up the chelsea newsnow feeds with whining about songs and talk about building a team fit for winning the premiership.
You do realise Man Utd had
You do realise Man Utd had the first version of this song with "When Johnny goes marching down the wing?" about O'Shea.
Imitation
Remember fellow LFC fans that age old adage: "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". Liverpool fans have been creating songs and witty banners for decades. Finally, some other rival fans are catching on but when history is written people will know it was all started of the world famous kop. Not by plastic flag waving chavs.
Imitation
Glad all the liverpool fans see stealing songs as "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" and have the cheek to accuse chelsea fans of stealing a song that you stole in the first place
When Johny goes Marching down the wing
O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johny goes Marching down the wing
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
The Stretford End will stand and sing,
We all know that Johnny's gunna' score!
Think you will find that song has been sung by United fans long before Torres signed for liverpool
But like everything else try saying it long enough and you will believe it
Never mind its nice of you to use a song about someone who caused so much heartbreak on merside and joy in Manchester
YOUR WRONG
Dear oh dear son, you came on here, told us a lie about us nicking "the o'shea song" to jonny comes marching home... YOU ARE WRONG, YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE PROVED AN IDIOT...
While on the bus to Villa Park haroo, haroo,
I heard my mate make this remark haroo,haroo,
We made poor Chelsea weep and ill
Its Liverpool 2 and Chelsea 0
and we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
Chorus:
So here's to Lawrence, Byrne St John, haroo haroo,
Milne and Yeats and Stevenson haroo,haroo
Hunt and Thompson what a man,
Lawler Smith and Callaghan,
and we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup
For the Liverpool lads raise your glass haroo, haroo
To Stevenson who made the pass - haroo, haroo
Thompson had them in a trance,
Bonetti never stood a chance,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
It's Wembley on the first of May - haroo, haroo,
It's Leeds United labour day - haroo, haroo,
We'll be there to cheer Bill Shankly's side,
And bring the cup to Merseyside,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
And if it's a draw you'll hear us moan,
Lets use the coin that beat Cologne,
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT????????? THIS IS ORIGINALLY A LIVERPOOL SONG, MAN UNITED THEN STOLE IT FOR THE JOHN O'SHEA SONG AND NOW WE ARE USING THE SAME TUNE TO WHICH A SONG FROM THE 80'S/90'S AGAIN AS WE LOOK BACK THROUGH ARE ARCHIVES FOR AS INSPIRATION FOR NEW SONGS... PLEASE REPLY TO THIS, I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU STUPID, IGNORANT MANC TWAT... GO AND GET SOME EDUCATION.
mad morris
otherwise known as a manc twat,4/1 torres, torres, oh poor old vidic ha ha ha ha go back on your green bus, you moron the mancs have no songs, they nick them from every one else...
haha
The bindippers stole that song from us - john o'shea.
Same old scousers, always thieving!
come on, us all...
hahahaha I have to admit it's a pretty good rip off, with the riise and mutu stuff and all. Makes sense to imitate liverpool's song to make fun of us. We do it all the time here in Brazil. It's all a bit of fun, they even know shitty kalou isn't worth a song. They're only taking the piss.
Chill out ppl its done to
Chill out ppl its done to rile us, and sadly it appears to be working...
ffs does it really matter? lol
Stupid chelsea
If you want a laugh look on here http://cfcuk.net/story.php?id=100896.
A chav, sorry i mean chelsea fans defends them stealing our song. Also he thinks its funny to highlight lfc fans reputation as thieves i just thought its smack of pot calling the kettle black if a set of fans know for thugs more than anything else when has anyone called chelsea fans their 12th man. Stamford bridge is full of richs stupid londoners who think the rest of england is still in the middle ages. Screw london and there so called fans, chelsea, aresenal spurs and rest of them don't understand what a true supporter is.
Lastly on song steal yes we have borrow fields of anfield road but celtic owed us one for ynwa. Everyone else steals from us from the riise song to we won it five times. F$£k em if they can't think for themselves that is find it just shows which fans are the best and most original in the league the rest just make me laugh for how poor they support their team
Originals??
Fields of Anfield Raod - copied from Fields of Athenry!!
You will never walkalone - from Carousel !
Really original songs so from Liverpool fans!
lets tell the truth chelsea
lets tell the truth chelsea and arsenal fans are at best mimics. they have no originality and could only dream of being as great at masking atmosphere, songs and anything else as the scousers
How can you steal a song that you stole in the first place
I think you will find this has been sung at Old Trafford since well before Torres signed for liverpool
But as usual Lie about and try and convince yourselves and everyone else that it was you lot who started it of first
As you say "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" so its nice of you to steal a song about someone who brought misery to merseyside and Joy to Manchester
When Johny goes Marching down the wing
O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johny goes Marching down the wing
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes marching down the wing,
The Stretford End will stand and sing,
We all know that Johnny's gunna' score!
madmoris...
shows you what shite you lot are, john oshea, running down the wing, bull shit, he can,t run he can,t do fu.k all like all you manks allways talking shite, but i should no better to argue, with a idiot, as they bring you down to there, level then beat you with experence... 6 times twat.
6 times
As I said keep lying and you can even convince yourself its true
madmoris...
mug, unlike you manks ,we do not have to lie . 6 times is somethink you,ll never do. by the way is your mum a weight lifter? she must have been , to raise a dumbell like you...
Stick to the mittens untill
Stick to the mittens untill they start producing six fingered gloves
madmoris...
remember when we were young. people thought we were twins, when you stuck your head, out of the window.and i stuck my arse out the window.. now go and be a good boy and wait for the green bus. then go and write on the shite mancs site..come on chelsea.
MADMORIS ISN'T IT FUNNY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN COUSINS MARRY
MADMORRIS IT'S OBVIOUS YOU HAVNT GOT A BRAIN, BECAUSE IF YOU HAD YOU WOULD BE ON YOUR OWN MANCHESTER UNITED SITE. JUST GOES TO SHOW WHAT HAPPENS IN LIFE WHEN COUSINS MARRY.
I REALISE YOU OWN SITE IS SHIT BUT WHAT MORE CAN YOU EXPECT , NOW BE A GOOD BOY ANd FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN PRAWN COCKTAIL EATING WEBSITE. ASSUMING YOU HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO FIND IT.THEY NORMALLY START WITH A WWW.
Eddie turn your FUCKING CAPS
Eddie turn your FUCKING CAPS LOCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!!
actually madmorris
Madmorris
I think you'll find Liverpool supporters first sang this song (first record of it sang in a sporting event) was in 1965 for the FA Cup. and it goes like..
.:: When Johnny Comes Marching Home ::.
While on the bus to Villa Park haroo, haroo,
I heard my mate make this remark haroo,haroo,
We made poor Chelsea weep and ill
Its Liverpool 2 and Chelsea 0
and we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
Chorus:
So here's to Lawrence, Byrne St John, haroo haroo,
Milne and Yeats and Stevenson haroo,haroo
Hunt and Thompson what a man,
Lawler Smith and Callaghan,
and we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup
For the Liverpool lads raise your glass haroo, haroo
To Stevenson who made the pass - haroo, haroo
Thompson had them in a trance,
Bonetti never stood a chance,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
It's Wembley on the first of May - haroo, haroo,
It's Leeds United labour day - haroo, haroo,
We'll be there to cheer Bill Shankly's side,
And bring the cup to Merseyside,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
And if it's a draw you'll hear us moan,
Lets use the coin that beat Cologne,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
Madmorris I'd be interested to see now if you are man enough to acknowledge this?
Actaully.. Madmorris
Madmorris
I think you'll find we did indeed sing it first (first recorded use fo this song in a sporting event)
was back in 1965 for Liverpool's FA Cup Run..
and it goes like this
.:: When Johnny Comes Marching Home ::.
While on the bus to Villa Park haroo, haroo,
I heard my mate make this remark haroo,haroo,
We made poor Chelsea weep and ill
Its Liverpool 2 and Chelsea 0
and we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
Chorus:
So here's to Lawrence, Byrne St John, haroo haroo,
Milne and Yeats and Stevenson haroo,haroo
Hunt and Thompson what a man,
Lawler Smith and Callaghan,
and we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup
For the Liverpool lads raise your glass haroo, haroo
To Stevenson who made the pass - haroo, haroo
Thompson had them in a trance,
Bonetti never stood a chance,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
It's Wembley on the first of May - haroo, haroo,
It's Leeds United labour day - haroo, haroo,
We'll be there to cheer Bill Shankly's side,
And bring the cup to Merseyside,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
And if it's a draw you'll hear us moan,
Lets use the coin that beat Cologne,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
Madmorris i'd be interested to see if you are man enough to admit you where wrong? or even just comment
by the way can some of the Pool supporters please grow up with regards to some of your comments ever hear the saying "dont stoop to there level"
RIISE HA HA HA HA HA !
RIISE HA HA HA HA HA ! FANTASTIC
STILL YOU'LL WIN THE PREMIER LEAGUE NEXT YEAR.....WON'T YA !!!!
Fair play
will give you that one then
Although most on here I bet wouldn't have even known about that themselves
Just strange that the amount of liverpool fans claiming that the Torres song has been stolen when others have been singing it before he even signed for liverpool
Gets me how you can pinch a song with completely different words anyhow
Forget the words and others may use the same tune depends whats in "fashion" and this has been going on for years
ronin2009
as far as comments are made, every one to there own. you might like dickhead mancs, on here but i don,t. and about stooping to there level you and i have allready, by replying to him.
True everyone to there
True everyone to there own.
but in my replying i actually achived something. whereas yours and others simply make the rest of us Pool supporters look like childish Tw@ts.
with regards to the liking Manc's comment i'll have you know i'd love nothing more than OT to burn to the ground with them all in it ;-)
ronin2009
you are entitled to your opinion. i donot agree with you, you only achived in educating a manc. as for childish remarks well you know the saying, to understand a child act like one... the guy had no right comming on here talking tripe. and as i am a scouser. itake it as a insult for any manc to be on this site. talking garbage, for me there is no hell only mancs. as your new to this site, you really don,t know but childish to you , maybey but not to me and others. its the only language they uderstand. if you don.t see that your on the wrong site... lfc forever..
Sorry, never realised that I
Sorry, never realised that I had come across, the liverpool version of the Daily Pravda.
johnny's never gone marching down the wing because his crap
Johnny has never gone marching down the wing, or anywhere else for that matter, because johnny is crap.
Chelsea Scum
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA did we actually expect less from Chelsea, its soo typical Chelsea to steal things, what LOSERS!!! Apparently they put in a 50 million bid for Torres...what a joke!!!
AND BTW SOLOMON KALOU is so not worth a song, what a shitty player
YNWA!
What's all the fuss
What's all the fuss about?.......The Chavs FOLLOW in the footsteps of LFC, as do The Scum & the North London bell-ends & every other British football club (barring Leicester who seem to feature in most team's 'we all follow XXXX & Leicester!') And why is this the case??........Because LFC is the most successful British football club EVER.......is anyone really that surprised other teams want our tunes as well!?
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