Crouch scored a cracking goal against Hungary then performed his robot dance to the crowd, probably after being ripped by his recent performances at the Beckham party and his hotstepper rendition. Check the video out for a slow-mo ;)
Crouchie does the robot again
Submitted by anfieldred on Tue, 2006-05-30 23:18.


crouch is a legend
well peter, at least you have a career in street dancing when those long legs can't play footy any more!
Crouch is a legend
What do you mean when those long legs can't play footy anymore? I wasn't aware they could play football now!
Crouch the Legend
After the success of the hot stepper vid, the robot and his goal last night. I hope finally realised what a god he is! I love Crouch, every foot of him! danb
can he perform for england though?
yeah great goal last night after coming on late too but can he really cut it against the best defenders in the world?
Dont dis the robocrouch
you monkeys and then he scores a hat rick against the reggee boys
robocrouch legend !
Crouch has brought a new dance to the pub!
Doing the robot in the pub eveytime crouchy scores!! cant wait!!
I think peter's dance is
I think peter's dance is amazing and its great fun to watch people should stop makin fun of him about his size and his dance!
Dancer
I am a better dancer than my friend peter
CROUCH!!!
Play him instead of Rooney when he's fit,just so we see the robodance!!!
6ft 7inches of pure class
i was wetting myself laughing at the dance v Jamaica ... its a cracking celebration .. among the favourites such as the Laffy Taffy
crouchy
what a belta that dance is i love it me like, me and the lads do it all the time now when he score's COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!!!
CROUCH
How come when he was at the club of Legends ie VILLA, no-one give the guy a chance. He was a donkey, flamingo aswell as many other less flattering names. Now he is at Liverpool he is to be the saviour for England? As we all in the midlands know, we are never good enough in this part of the world. Yet the midlands is probably the most nationalistic part of England. Anyway COME ON ENGLAND
crouchy
liverpool create legends, crouccy's dance was just a symbol of what liverpool are Legends
Praise the Lord Crouch
That 2-legged giraffe is a hero - i don't even support England any more - just Crouch. Crouch to win the World Cup!
Crouchys Jig
It was gud 2 start wif but I fink he needs a new celebration. Good Luck 2 Rafa's Red Army, All The Best Boys - Han G IOM
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cisse
whats happend to the deal between the too clubs i thought a deal was allmost done days ago.if they wont pay bring him back.no loan deals they sold ribery to bayern for 18 to 20 mil, so they must have money.and has gonzo left yet. should get 6 to8 mil for bellamy.
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I think peter's dance is amazing and its great fun to watch people should stop makin fun of him about his size and his dance!
About the music
I enjoyed a lot with his music.No loan deals they sold ribery to bayern for 18 to 20 mil, so they must have money.and has gonzo left yet. should get 6 to8 mil for bellamy.whats happend to the deal between the too clubs i thought a deal was allmost done days ago.if they wont pay bring him back.
THE REFEREE WAS HOPELESS AGAINST READING
WASN'T THE REFEREEE HOPELESS AGAINST READING. HE OFFERED NO PROTECTION TO TORRES, DENIED US A CERTAIN PENALTY, GAVE THEM A GOAL THAT WAS MILES OFFSIDE. WHAT IS IT WITH REFEREES AGAINST LIVERPOOL. GO TO OLD TRAFFORD AND SPOT THE DIFFERENCE, HOW DOES AN AWAY SIDE GET A PENALTY AT OLD TRAFFORD ? DO REFEREES WATCHES STOP WORKING AT OLD TRAFFORD ? DOES EVERY MANCHESTER UNITED DIVE HAVE TO BE GIVEN AS A PENALTY ? IS IT COMPULSORY TO SEND AN OPPONANT OFF AT OLD TRAFFORD ? . THE STANDARD OF REFEREEEING IN THE PREMIER IS DIOBOLICAL, THE SOONER GOALINE TECHNOLOGY IS BROUGHT IN THE BETTR AND AS FOR ASSESING THE MEN IN BLACK HOW ARE THEY ALLOWED TO MAKE POOR DECISIONS WEEK IN WEEK OUT ?
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No loan deals they sold ribery to bayern for 18 to 20 mil, so they must have money.and has gonzo left yet. should get 6 to8 mil for bellamy.whats happened to the deal between the too clubs i thought a deal was almost done days ago.if they wont pay bring him back.I enjoyed a lot with his music.And here Bill has huge interpretation
WHAT TEAM WILL TAMPERHEAD SELECT THIS WEEKEND ?
WHAT TEAM DO THE THINK RAFA WILL PICK AGAINST WIGAN ? I'D LIKE TO SEE REINNA FINNAN CARRAGHER HYPIA RIISE BENNYOUN GERRARD MASCARANO BABELL TORRES CROUCH BUT I DOUBT HE WILL SELECT THIS TEAM. IF HE DOESNT SELECT TORRES THEN HE IS DEFINATELY OFF HE'S ROCKER.
Wigan for crouch :))
yeah, seems u are a fan of kuyt and Crouch, the guys who cost us all cups last year, but i think u may be right if u choose Crouch or kuyt in this game, coz its the only league game in which thay have a chance to score, else they don't seems to be able to get any goal in the EPL for this season..for me, according to preseason games, and the first few difficult matches, i'll go for Torres-Voronin in each and every premierleague game as starters till 70 mins, and see if replacement needed.
Dropping Kuyt is not the answer
gotta play to score, and if we dont give big pete and dirk a go, they wont repay us. Time is running out i agree, but we are not the type of club who demand success just because we payed big money for it/them. Big Pete has done well and but i agree he is better played in certain games which rafa looking to unsettle the back line. kuyt is good, hes strong and the goals will come, he not doing to bad so far. give him a run and judge him at crimbo time.
TIME!!!!
Man, a season + preseason + a few league games already show you the ppotential of players, u don't need to wait an eternity to see about their scoring capacity. me also i want all our strikers to score, they just need to take their chances, they don't take it and peaople tend to critisize the wingers, but in reality its the strkers who don't doi their job correctly and the wingers finally get dissapointed after seeing 5-6 perfect crosses going wasted by players like them.
NOTHING WRONG WITH KUYT
RE CRITICALMINDS CONSTANT CRITISM OF KUYT, THERE IS A HELL OF A LOT MORE TO KUYTS GAME THAN SCORING GOALS , HE WORKS LIKE A DOG , CLOSING PLAYERS DOWN, AND GIVES 100 % IN EVERY GAME. FROM A SCORING POINT OF VIEW HE ISNT ANY BETTER OR WORSE THAN CROUCH OR VORONIN. AS FOR THE 5-6 PERFECT CROSSES FROM OUR WINGERS MAKE IT 1-2, THE QUALITY OF OUR CROSSING IS IN GENERAL PRETTY POOR. I'D MUCH RATHER HAVE KUYT PLAYING IN EVERY GAME THAN MOST AT LEAST YOU KNOW THAT HE IS PLAYING HE;S PART FOR THE TEAM AND VERY RARELY HAS A BAD GAME.HE ALSO MAKES GOALS AND CREATES SPACE FOR OTHERS TO SCORE.I FEEL YOUR CONSTANT CRITISM IS UNFAIR.
Political issues
After the success of the hot stepper vid, the robot and his goal last night. I hope finally realised what a god he is! I love Crouch, every foot of him! danb
andre iniesta
i am big fan of andre iniesta of fc barcelona..he is one of the most poorly paid players at the nou camp and i seriously think we should go ahead n buy him...he will not only provide cover for gerrard but can also play on the wings like he is doin rite now in spain..i think we can get him for cheap too...
NO CHANCE INIESTA
Iniesta is now a firm favourite with the barca team/manager and always has been with the fans. He's come through their youth system. He's been with the club for 11 years and is still only 23yrs old now. He is playing first team football on regular basis since French midfielder/winger Giuly's departure to Roma. incidently Giuly was a player i thought we should of signed. Iniesta has also stated that he wants to retire at Barca and has gone public to reiterate this a number of times. He would be a great addition i agree but he would cost to much due to Real Madrid having a big big interest and he would spark a bidding war with others eg inter milan, Biggest thing is his heart wouldnt be in the move, therefore leave him be.
Sports issues
Thank you for the information provided He's come through their youth system. He's been with the club for 11 years and is still only 23yrs old now. He is playing first team football on regular basis since French midfielder/winger Gilly's departure to Roma. incidentally Gilly was a player i thought we should of signed.And Bill has his own system on the team.
Sports issues
Thank you for the information provided He's come through their youth system. He's been with the club for 11 years and is still only 23yrs old now. He is playing first team football on regular basis since French midfielder/winger Giuly's departure to Roma. incidently Giuly was a player i thought we should of signed.
BACK TO WINNING WAYS AT ANFIELD WITH THE KOPS HELP
THE KOP HAS BEEN VERY QUITE RECENTLY, SO THERES NOTHING BETTER TO BRING OUT THE BEST IN THEM THAN A EUROPEAN NIGHT. LETS SEE US GET BACK TO WINNING WAYS AND TURN ANFIELD BACK INTO FORTRESS ANFIELD ONCE AGAIN. I PREDICT A 2-0 RESULT TONIGHT WHICH WILL BE GOOD. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE US UP THE TEMPO FRONM THE START AS WE SEEM TO BE PLAYING LOW KEY OF LATE, WHEN WE TAKE THE GAME TO THE OPPOSITION FROM KICK ONE WE PLAY SO MUCH BETTER.
In Rafa we Trust...
Interesting article on the following link... http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/drilldown/NG157184071003-1324.htm
Lots of people wanted Rafa's head after the games against Portsmouth and birmingham..But he still is one of the best managers we have had since 1990, and nobody better than him available on the far horizon..so we need and should trust him, at least till the end of the season, and hope he as well as all the players make the Premier league their priority.
GETTING RID OF RAFA WOULD SET US BACK YEARS
IN RAFA WE TRUST , TO GET RID OF HIM WOULD SET THE TEAM BACK YEARS, AT THE END OF THE DAY RAFA HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL HE JUST HASNT DELIVERED THE PREMIERSHIP. WE ARE HOWEVER GREATLY IMPROVED AND WHO KNOWS THIS COULD BE OUR YEAR NONE OF THE OTHER TEAMS WITH THE ECEPTION OF ARSENAL ARE PLAYING WELL SO AS THE SEASON PROGGESES WE MAY PROVE OUR WORTH. ONE THING ABOUT RAFA YOU CAN NEVER SECOND GUESS HE'S TEAM SELECTION. WETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT RAF IS CONVINCED THAT ROTATION WORKS, SO LETS SEE , WE WILL KNOW AT THE ENMD OF THE SEASON WETHER WE ARE TITLE CONTENDERS. FOR NOW WE HAVE GOT OFF TO A GOOD START, SO NO REASON TO NOT TRUST THE GAFFER.
GET RID
Get rid of rafa now i say how would it put us bk yrs by sacking him now. allardyce had a point i thought he was talking shit but now i can see where he is coming from SACK RAFA if he won us the lge this year id still want him out! just chucked my lfc top in the bin wot a pile off shit they have been!!!
Take the positives and cool down!!
We lost a game so what? Get rid aof Rafa and bring on moma as replacement, who's???
Few weeks ago everybody wanted torres to start every game, now he plays and we still lose and its still Rafa's fault.
Crouch did a good game against reading and evrybody was praising him, now he is no more good.
Pennant was the bad man against porto, today almost no winger to provide some good ball upfront and its still rafa's fault.
Rotation what rotation???? Was there any great rotation in this match? Which one? Only sissoko came in, and benayoun for pennant..So rafa is to be cursed for this rotation.
Did anybody really knew paco so well to say his departure is affecting liverpool!!! Don't just read shit in newspaper, ever heard of any other teams getting affected when their assistant manager left?? me not.
Am cool we lose, coz the sooner we are eliminated from the Champions league, the sooner the team will have the EPL as their priority.
It was Lack of LUCK that cost us the match, not Rafa, Two penalty not awarded, Torres ball hitting the bar, it was just Cisses's curse.
I just Don't understand why some guys don't understand that if a new manager comes he will construct the team according to his preferences and take years.
Rafa learns quickly, last year our problem was with the attack, he brought torres, now he is seeing the problem is on the wing, am confident he will do something about that in the following transfer window.
For the time being its the Players who need to take their responsability for the Lost game...Gerrard, Sissoko etc...
Great game by Reina..Once agian he proved how Rafa is the MAN..Reina, Torres, Benayoun,Mascherano, Babel, Kuyt, Alonso,voronin great acquisition made by Rafa in the team.
Very shocking!
Dont like what im seeing...get sissoko the hell out of a liverpool shirt...crouch too for that matter....bring pako back..or get rafa a shrink
Nuff said!
WORST PERFORMANCE IN YEARS
WELL THAT HAS TO BE THE WORST PERFORMANCE FROM LIVERPOOL IN YEARS , HOW MANY SHOTS DID THERE KEEPER HAVE TO SAVE - ONE , AND WE WERE THE HOME TEAM. SINCE WHEN DO WE DEFEND AT HOME ?
WHAT IS GOING WRONG ?
WHY ARE WE PLAYING SO BADLY ? THE SOONER RAFA STOPS ALL THIS ROTATION CRAP THE BETTER.
WHY ARE WE DEFENDING IN A HOME GAME ?
WHY THE HELL DID WE HAVE SO MANY PLAYERS PLAYING DEEP , AND BEHIND THE BALL ? HAS RAFA LOST THE PLOT ALLTOGETHER ?
THE ONLY PLAYER TO COME OUT OF THAT GAME WITH ANY MERIT WAS REIN
THE ONLY PLAYER TO COME OUT OF THAT GAME WITH ANY MERIT WAS REINNA , POSSIBLY HYPIA AND CARRA, THE REST WERE USELESS WITH A CAPITAL U.
THE ONLY PLAYER TO COME OUT OF THAT GAME WITH ANY MERIT WAS REIN
THE ONLY PLAYER TO COME OUT OF THAT GAME WITH ANY MERIT WAS REINNA , POSSIBLY HYPIA AND CARRA, THE REST WERE USELESS WITH A CAPITAL U.
SISSOKO WAS SHOCKING
SISSOKO SHOULD HAVE BEEN SUBSTITUTED AFTER 10 MINUTES , THE GUY JUST DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PASS THE BALL,HE WAS ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING.
SACK BENITEZ - SIGN UP THE SPECIAL ONE
BENITEZ IS ON BORROWED TIME , SACK THIS CLOWN AND REPLACE HIM WITH SOMEONE LIKE MOURINIO.
RAFA HAS TO GO
BENITEZ HAS TO GO HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING , ALL HE'S ROTATION POLICY IS DOING IS DESTROYIONG A GOOD TEAM. WHER IS THE FREE FLOWING FOOTBALL LIVERPOOL ARE FAMOUS FOR. ONE SHOT ON TARGET IN NINETY MINUTES JUST ISNT GOOD ENOUGH.I SPENT NEARLY £200 TODAY GOING TO THE GAME , TRAVELLING UP FROM LONDON PLUS I LOST HALF A DAYS WAGES. THE BUNGLING CLOWN BENITEZ OWES ME A RTEFUND. WE SHOULD ROTATE HIM OUT THE DOOR AND BACK TO SPAIN. I'LL PAY THE FARE, WHY NOT ANOTHER £100 WONT MAKE MUCH DIFFERENCE.
EDDIE888
Are you by any chance competing with someone on here to get the most amount of posts ?Your answering your own posts where you could of used one post to say it all.
Err didnt you say a while back not to sack benitez?I think so..going back on you comments now eh?
I couldnt care less tonight.We had to lose someday with rubbish performances like that.We didnt deserve a point and well dont marseille for playing us off our own pitch.
I do believe that the rotation,pako,and the players not giving a flying F..k have caused us to play like a conference side.
Whats worrying is that we have spurs,arsenal and everton to play next...its gonna be so much fun seeing us play with such passion dont you think...SOMEONE WAKE RAFA THE HELL UP AND SMACK SOME SENSE INTO THE OVER PAID OVER RATED PLAYERS,OR ELSE WE WONT EVEN QUALIFY FOR EUROPE AND I DONT MEAN CL.
OH YEAH ANYONE SEEN THIS
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/03102007/58/premier-league-revealed-rafa-s-rotation-policy.html
PPL ARE LAUGING AT US...WE ARE LIVERPOOL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD...BRING DALGLISH BACK.
EDDIE666
You are so controversial, make some orders in your mind mate, last week after a match you were praising sissoko and saying he needs more chances compared to mascherano now you are saying he should not be played.... then you guys were saying we were not winning coz torres was not playing, now he is playing and still we are losing...
Few hours earlier saying Rafa is the man and now after a poor match get him sacked and replaced by mama...
Mate make some orders in your mind and Post it all in one single post in NON-capital letters.
So sad we did not played somebody's favorite player "kuty" inthe match he could have scored 3-4 for sure :)
DONT AGREE
Sorry criticalmind u say the sooner we eliminated from CL the better i agree there but if u think rafa will win us the PL then ur wrong my friend after 2nites performance we got no chance of winning the PL the whole team was shocking that was the worst performance ive seen in years! i agree with u criticalmind u know ur stuff on football but i just dont agree that ROTATION RAFA WILL WIN US THE PL would u like 2 see him go? coz i would he's lost the plot! the sooner he goes the better 4 everyone
Lets wait and see
We did not had our best team today, we lacked Mascherano, We lacked Agger, Peanut, Arbeloa and voronin. Thats the team that started the premier league well for us even in away game.
Reina
Finnan/Caragher/Agger/Arbeloa
Pennant/Gerrard/Mascherano/Peanut
Voronin/Torres
Even ManUre lost at Home against Portmouth last year, yet they won the EPL, it was sad that rafa did not took lesson from the Preseason match, that was his only error.
As for Birmingham, its like a curse for Rafa..he beat the team only in cups since his arrival..Lets wait and see..the following league games don't necessarily need to be so bad as these two. Besides Benitez admited this match was his worst since he took over, so for sure he will change for the best in the forthcoming matches.
Thank you for the
Thank you for the information provided I think peter's dance is amazing and its great fun to watch people should stop makin fun of him about his size and his dance!He's come through their youth system. He's been with the club for 11 years and is still only 23yrs old now. He is playing first team football on regular basis since French midfielder/winger Giuly's departure to Roma. incidently Giuly was a player I thought we should of signed.
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