Advice to our players
Posted on: Wed, 2008-01-09 23:34
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Advice to our players
THOUGHT ID OFFER A LITTLE ADVICE TO SOME OF OUR PLAYING STAFF -
TO DIRK KUYT - HAVE YOU EVER THOUHJT ABOUT VISITING A LOCAL BROTHEL THERES GIRLS IN THERE THAT CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO SCORE.
TO - SISSOKO OUR PLAYERS ARE THE ONE'S IN THE RED SHIRTS.
TO - VORRONIN MEN NORMALLY GO TO A BARBERS NOT A LADIES HAIRDRESSER.
TO - RAFA BENITEZ RAFA YOU DON'T GET FINED BY THE F A IF YOU FIELD THE SAME SIDE TWO MATCHES IN A ROW.
TO - PETER CROUCH - IT MIGHT COME IN HANDY TO BUY YOURSELF A CUSHION TO SIT ON WHILST BENCHWARMING THIS WINTER, ALSO A HOT WATER BOTTLE FENDS OFF THE COLD.
TO - HICKS & GILLET IF YOU REALLY WANT A FRANCHISE I KNOW OF A GOOD MCDONNALDS UP FOR SALE
ASSUMING YOU CAN AFFORD IT THAT IS.
DO YOU HAVE ANY TIPS TO PASS ON ?
I'd change the sissoko one to "consider a different profession" and to kuyt he should consider running the new york marathon
Benitez can run a hot dog stand for the Yanks when visting and leave coaching to someone how knows a bit more about it.
they can afford a maccy d's but as they have showed with all there other buisness's they won't know the first thing about running it
Gud one Eddie, especially Kuyt's one!! :D
Red4life
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