NEW SONG FOR TORRES?

not 2 good but is a start....
(tune uptown girl but not as cheesy!)

fer-nan-do,
he came to us from at-let-ico,
to help the mighty reds win the league,
and his name is,
fernando torres
(clap clap clap clap)
fernando torres
(clap clap clap clap)

wot u fink. jus a first idea cos heard uptown girl on radio and rhyms wiv fernando and atletico

just an idea for a torres
song what do you think
[its amorie]

when the balls at his feet
u will see hes unique thats
r torres

when the balls in the air you
u can bet he'll be there thats r
torres

torres(clap clap clap)
torres(clap clap clap)

what you think

i like it scouse, sorry foleyred but prefer scouse's, foleyred better than what i can think of so im not knocking you, but scouse yeah like it.

What about this one, (its amorie)

When he slots in the ball
and the keeper looks small
thats our Torres

The ball is whipped in
and he heads with a grin
thats our Torres

like it carradona, how bout these:

"My house" by Madness
Tor-res
In the middle of our street
Tor-res
He scores with his head and feet

Tor-res
They panic when he’s in sight
Tor-res
Making defenders look like *****

To replace Garcia's song!

Fer-nan-do Tor-res
No Mori-en-tes
He likes Benitez
and so do we
Hes called El Nino
Mint on Pro Evo
So please dont take our Torres away!

i put this on another page but see you posted first so waned your opinion. i aint no poet i know.

tune of "tried to make me go to rehab"

they tried to make him stay at madrid,
but he said no no no
now he's a red he'll score with his head, our fer-nan-do
now has come the time, to prove the mancs are shite,
stick it up your arse mourihno, cause we got fer-nan-do

another quick one to the tune of que sera sera

fernando torres
he's better than all the rest
the liver bird on his chest
fernando torres

ginganinja rehabs very good, que sera sera i prefer to keep that 1 for stevie g, keep me updated with any others u can think of.

quite an obvious one, to the tune of "walking in a winter wonderland"

Can you hear what we're singing,
Soon we'll be winning,
The future looks bright, the rest are all shite,
Walking in a Torres wonderland

Can you hear what we're saying,
Get on your knees and start praying,
With the 9 on his back, the rest just look crap,
Walking in a Torres wonderland.

To the tune of 'Are you lonesome tonight'

Is that Torres in sight,
Its a missile alright,
You'll be sorry
he's hit it with might.
Does your goalie stay,
or move out of the way
when he hits it
we call it bulls eye!

Use the force. If you can't do that start drinking Heavily!!

You should know the tune to this......

He glides round the pitch with the greatest of ease

That daring young Torres, with Class in his Heels

His talent's enormous, he's fast and he's fit

He'll take on United, and make them look shit.

Here's another......

Who's that going OVER THE HILL?
It's Gary Neville, it's Gary Neville

And another Torres one......To the tune of That's Amore.....

When the ball's at his feet
Every one he can beat
That's Fernando
Will the ball hit the net?
It's a cast iron bet
For Fernando

Hear us sing (ding a ding a ding ding a ding a ding)
For Fernando El Torres
Watch him play (he can really play, he can really play)
And he knows where the goal is

Or maybe this for yernited....

Show them the way to go home
They're tired and they want to go to bed
'Cos Torres put the ball in the back of their net
And it's gone right to their heads

They'll go back up the lancs
With a big almighty groan
'Cos Torres stuck the ball in Uniteds net
He showed them the way to go home

BBG 2007